Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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