ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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