I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just googled if crying burns calories
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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