VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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