I just threw up on my dentist
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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