Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this just has baby written all over it
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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