Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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