I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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