This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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