I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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