Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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