you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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