idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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