smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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