you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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