Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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