so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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