Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
