how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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