I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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