is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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