at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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