I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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