Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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