Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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