a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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