I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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