Heybabeimwearingurpanties
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
