My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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