honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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