his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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