ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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