Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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