the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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