Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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