if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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