I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Randomize
