it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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