oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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