I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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