You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Are we still banned from the library?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
