Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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