Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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