"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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