I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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