Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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