Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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