you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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