you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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