handjob tips. give me some.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
me + whiskey = a bad person
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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