the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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