I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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