ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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