They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We had to coat check the pizza.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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